"It's like stairs but stupid"
-Curtis Coset "Remember where ever you go there will always be a bad religon!!"
-Greg Graffin "i love my life the way it is i love being depressed i am crazy and i wouldnt want my life any other way"
-Michael Murphy "Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing"
-Maynard James Keenan "Great, now you've gone and done it. You've broken the Internet. Way to go!"
-Angelfire
"yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift"
-Taproot
"Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world."
-Francsois Marie Arouet 'Voltaire'
"The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind."
-Marquis de Sade
"I love fairy tales"
-Maynard on Christianity
"I'm not a Scientologist, nor should anyone else be."
-Maynard James Keenan "i don't believe in america"
-Chris Alarie "I believe in God, only I spell it Nature."
-Frank Lloyd Write
"how much cake can you eat?"
-Chris Alarie
"I can very well do without God both in my life and in my painting, but I cannot, suffering as I am, do without something which is greater than I am, which is my life, the power to create."
-Vincent Van Gogh "stupid lazy americans."
-Chris Alarie "I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take away the power of rational decision, to drain people of their free will--and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain."
-Gene Roddenberry "i don't speak english."
-Chris Alarie "During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry, and persecution."
-James Madison "i cheat at poker."
-Chris Alarie "The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma."
-Abraham Lincoln "i cheat at golf."
-Chris Alarie "I'm glad some people have that faith. I don't have that faith. If there is a God, a caring God, then we have to figure he's done an extraordinary job of making a very cruel world."
-Dave Matthews "All thinking men are atheists."
-Ernest Hemingway "Religion is all bunk."
-Thomas Edison "The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us, and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic."
-Charles Darwin "A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."
-Mark Twain "Religon is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet."
-Napoleon Bonaparte "Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror"
-Francois Marie Arouet "Voltaire" "I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature"
-Thomas Jefferson "A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs."
-German Proverb "What luck for rulers that men do not think."
-Adolf Hitler "To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
-Woody Allen "I like the cover a lot though. I think it sold well in Belgium."
-Fat Mike on "heavy petting zoo" "There is a picture of a girl eating candy on the inside, but its not really candy, it's valume. Thats cool."
-Fat Mike "Dude, my summer totally sucked, my surf board got ripped off and I can't find any good bud"
-Fat Mike "Eric and I start drinking about 2 hours before the show. El Hefe warms up on the trumpet, and Erik warms up his arms. Oh yeah, we usually sacrifice a baby lamb and use it's warm blood to make protein shakes for extra energy."
-Fat Mike on pre-show rituals "Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."
-Douglas Adams "Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe'
that I wasn't previously aware of."
-Arthur Dent "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
-Douglas Adams
"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."
-Douglas Adams
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglas Adams
"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
-Woody Allen "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
-Woody Allen "How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
-Woody Allen "Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
-Woody Allen "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
-Woody Allen "Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
-Unknown
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
-Unkown "It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything."
-Unkown "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
-Carl Zwanzig "We pride ourselves on putting on shows where the audience can't breath, you know....professionalism"
-Greg Graffin on Bad Religion shows "hopefully i wont die ive been there like 4 times and everytime i come pretty close i mean ive been to jail ive woken up in strange people houses......gotten my blanket stolen when i was sleeping.........beat up a loaf of bread at a quicky mart....you know the usual"
-Michael on chico "did you just catch a dog?"
-some girl at the phoenix |
