First of all i will explain reasons Linolium is greater then any god. first of all Linolium has done more for you then any god will, it keeps your feet all nice and cool, it keeps from staining rugs, its just a great thing, Second you dont need to believe in linolium because we all already know it exists, Third the worship of Linolium is free unlike other religons i can name, but wont, Fourth there is no real structure to how you worship it, you can all do it in your own way, Lastly there is no book that tells you how to live, you can do anything you want and Linolium will never look down upon you, therfore no heaven or hell only here and now, isnt Linolium great. |
